itspriceybitch:

I will never forget when my whole school was watching the Canada vs USA olympic hockey game in the gymnasium and a kid had an update on his phone that spoiled the game and he literally got suspended for spoiling a hockey game.

"They’re nice, but would I go down bragging that my girlfriend has fake boobs or butt implants?"

Tyler Seguin being a loser in his new interview [x] (via allexdavey)

This fuckboy took being a fuckboy to a whole new level of fuckboy

(via americanghetto)

Next time actually listen to the entire interview

(via tantantheglassman)

(Source: saadertoews)

Anonymous Asked
QuestionWhen girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it. Answer

scalelectricity:

If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head. 

blogwithmeifyouwanttolive:

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

(Source: alltimeokay)

joombenn:

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joombenn:

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fueledbyrydenn:

superhighschoollevelgay:

tiny21dancer:

“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.

My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?

#also that our grades are more important #than ourselves.

and our mental and physical health.

(Source: dersedaydreaming)

dont-puck-with-me:

bless the Stars
dont-puck-with-me:

bless the Stars

dont-puck-with-me:

bless the Stars

awwww-cute:

He wore his new boots today and was the most popular dog on the trail!

(Source: irerisitahiri)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

  1. Camera: iPhone 4S
  2. Aperture: f/2.4
  3. Exposure: 1/120th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm

hockeyapuckalypse:

bortuzzo:

alex ovechkin is the kanye west of hockey

another good candidate would be claude ‘I would build a franchise around myself’ giroux

"@GabeLandeskog92: God Jul everybody!! The annual cookie eating contest has started. I’ve already downed about 100 of them, so good luck beating me!

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