bluntbonniesbanginbody:

wittsandtitts:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

UNF

"Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows."
becca-morley:

"why not join the bandwagon" criminal minds version
inspired by x
becca-morley:

"why not join the bandwagon" criminal minds version
inspired by x
becca-morley:

"why not join the bandwagon" criminal minds version
inspired by x

becca-morley:

"why not join the bandwagon" criminal minds version

inspired by x

foreverlyrics:

Brooklyn Baby, Lana Del Rey.

foreverlyrics:

Brooklyn Baby, Lana Del Rey.

zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

(Source: solarcrashx)

14jamiebenn:

i’m sorry


"my right arm is more defined because… haha… you know…" - tyler seguin probably

"my right arm is more defined because… haha… you know…" - tyler seguin probably

(Source: glovehand)

Tyler Seguin by Nino Muñoz

(Source: henrikbluntqvist)

mattsfrattins:

The real transformation Tuesday

loochskywalker:

30 day NHL Challenge

Day 30: favorite penalty called

Jonathan Toews 10 minute misconduct

This was HILARIOUS and the video is even better. First you see him actually throw the stick into the crowd and the guy who catches it holding it up triumphantly. THen you see his look of disbelief as they explain the penalty to him. But the best part of the whole thing is Brandon Bollig going “that’s a fucking penalty?” just looking so incredulous. It’s just the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Also I love both of these teams just sooo much.

kellynazelie:

stillwaitingformyadventure:

moiraine damodred am I right

You aren’t, but she always is

(Source: chrisprongers)

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

(Source: imwithkanye)

tazerandkaner:

jeffreyfreakingcarter:

i think the stars are excited to have hockey back

[1][2][3] tazerandkaner:

jeffreyfreakingcarter:

i think the stars are excited to have hockey back

[1][2][3]

tazerandkaner:

jeffreyfreakingcarter:

i think the stars are excited to have hockey back

[1][2][3]

"ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS. All of them. Every single one."
— said no feminist ever so ask yourself the real reason you feel the need to interject with “not all men” (via awallettokeepyourpovertyin)