Brooklyn Baby, Lana Del Rey.
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
"my right arm is more defined because… haha… you know…" - tyler seguin probably
Tyler Seguin by Nino Muñoz
The real transformation Tuesday
Day 30: favorite penalty called
Jonathan Toews 10 minute misconduct
This was HILARIOUS and the video is even better. First you see him actually throw the stick into the crowd and the guy who catches it holding it up triumphantly. THen you see his look of disbelief as they explain the penalty to him. But the best part of the whole thing is Brandon Bollig going “that’s a fucking penalty?” just looking so incredulous. It’s just the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Also I love both of these teams just sooo much.